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Bunbunmaru Shinbun Special Editionposted Feb 12th 2011, 8:49PM
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-This sign has been pinned to Aya's office door for about a month. Suddenly, it gets sliced in half, as Aya comes to a screeching halt in front of the door-
The high-speed tengu reporter, Aya Shameimaru, has returned on the scene! I apologize for my disappearance...something came up back in Gensokyo and I just HAD to get a story!
....But there was nothing. Just a bunch of weak two-bit stories you wouldn't even look twice at before tossing the paper through a shredder.
But I'm back here now, on the hunt for some top-notch stuff! Let me know if you've got anything I can use!
So, um, these Japanese guys, right, a little over a decade ago, they were thinking "Hmmm, how do we get kids to con their parents into giving us lots of money?" So they invented this videogame about catching all of these creatures called Pokemon so that the player could become the number one Pokemon master! Then they made an anime, so they could make even more money!
They made this anorexic-thin, feminine semi-humanoid one called a Gardevoir so they could get teenage boys to unzip their pants, but sadly... they didn't make Gardevoirs gender-specific. That's how... you get me. I'm male, straight, and... well, I look kinda like this!
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